"Night gathers, and now my self-pleasure begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my monitor. I am the fapper in the darkness. I am the wanker in the chair. I am the shield that guards the porno fantasies of men. I pledge my life and honor to the masturbation, for this night and all the nights to come."
трупторт человека."Ну хоть кто-то в этой уморительной истории хрюкал как"сучара".