Ван пис секс

Мама к Сыну:
- Когда ты собираешься жениться и подарить мне внуков?
- Скоро, мама. Я еще не нашел нужную женщину..
Девушки вокруг:
- Если не имеешь достаточно денег - потеряйся
- Мужчины это мусор
- Я ненавижу прямолинейных мужчин
- Не смотри на меня, ты, х**мразь
Сын к Маме:
- Мама, вот она моя жена

Думаю, straight здесь в смысле "натурал", а не прямолинейный.

Просто некоторые бабы зажрались.
Справедливости ради, некоторые мужики тоже охуели - им видетили грудь меньше 4го уже не женщина

4-й это ебаная корова блять

00:00 Hanamonogatari
00:01 Fate/Grand Order CM
00:02 Boruto
00:03 SAO 2, Code Geass: Akito the Exiled
00:04 Rebuild of Evangelion Trailer
00:05 Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
00:06 Garden of Sinners
00:08 Boogiepop Phantom, Megalo Box
00:09 Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidrago, DARLING in the FRANXX
00:10 Haikyuu
00:11 Attack on Titan, Fate/Grand Order - Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia
00:12 Kyoukai no Kanata
00:13 Naruto
00:16 Hinamatsuri
00:18 Assassination Classroom
00:20 Jujutsu Kaisen
00:23 SAO 1
00:24 Bleach
00:27 Attack on Titan
00:32 Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
00:34 Akame ga Kill!
00:35 Scissor Seven
00:36 Demon Slayer
00:37 Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
00:38 Fate Zero, Magical Girl Site
00:39 Fate Zero
00:41 One Piece
00:43 Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress, Fire Force
00:44 Fate/Grand Order - Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia, Demon Slayer
00:45 Sword Art Online: Alicization
00:46 Boruto, Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
00:48 Wu Shan Wu Xing
00:49 Jujutsu Kaisen
00:52 Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
00:53 Angel Beats!, Tokyo Ghoul
00:54 Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
00:55 Nisemonogatari
00:56 CLANNAD, Fire Force
00:57 Demon Slayer
00:58 CLANNAD, Nisemonogatari
00:59 Akame ga Kill!, Nisemonogatari
01:00 Ben-Tou (thanks Kyle)
01:01 Mob Psycho 100
01:03 Honkai Impact 3rd
01:04 Fire Force
01:05 Naruto, Fire Force
01:06 Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic, King of Thorns
01:07 Gleipnir
01:08 Mob Psycho 100
01:10 Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
01:11 Mob Psycho 100
01:12 Attack on Titans, Noragami, Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online, Fullmetal Alchemist, EVANGELION, Naruto, One Piece, No Game No Life, Kill la Kill
01:13 Honkai Impact 3rd
01:14 Wu Shan Wu Xing
01:16 Tokyo Ghoul
01:18 RWBY
01:19 Canaan
01:20 Bungou Stray Dogs 2
01:21 Black Bullet, One Piece
01:22 Sword Art Online: Alicization
01:23 Touhou Project, Angel Beats!
01:24 SAO 2, Bungou Stray Dogs 2
01:26 Hidan no Aria
01:28 Puella Magi Madoka Magica
01:30 SAO 2
01:31 Puella Magi Madoka Magica
01:33 Demon Slayer the Movie: Mugen Train Trailer
01:39 Re:Creators
01:40 Lord El-Melloi II-sei no Jikenbo: Rail Zeppelin Grace Note
01:42 Re:Creators
01:44 Hero Cantare (game)
01:46 Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel
01:50 Akame ga Kill!
01:55 Demon Slayer
01:59 SAO 2
02:00 Black Bullet, SAO 2
02:01 Monster Musume
02:02 Taboo Tattoo
02:03 Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Gleipnir
02:04 Toaru Majutsu no Index 2
02:05 Tokyo Ghoul
02:07 Jujutsu Kaisen
02:08 Fate/Grand Order - Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia
02:09 GATE, Fate Apocrypha
02:10 Kyoukai no Kanata
02:12 Kill la Kill
02:13 RWBY
02:15 Kill la Kill, Honkai Impact 3rd
02:16 Musaigen no Phantom World, King of Thorns
02:17 Toaru Kagaku no Railgun, Nisemonogatari
02:18 Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress, One Punch Man
02:20 Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
02:21 Yi Ren Zhi Xia 3, JOJO
02:23 Dragon Ball Super: Broly
02:25 Little Busters! ～Refrain～, Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress